3. EMMA KEARNEY

Date of birth: 24 September 1989 (age 30)

Height: 165 cm (5 ft 5 in)

Weight: 68 kg (150 lb)

Position(s) Midfielder

Career Highlight: AFLW Best & Fairest winner: 2018

One to add a bit of depth for the midfield, Kearney literally has it all. She's short, stocky and extremely powerful but agile, lightning quick and a dangerous poacher to boot.

She's a quintruple threat if such a thing exists and if it doesn't, we're not game enough to tell her.

She's also, like most of this list, a code-switcher and WBBL star for the Melbourne Stars, who we can lure to the light side if we maybe just convince FIFA to change the rules a little and allow a few more hard chest-high tackles.

We reckon it's worth it.